Femboy so cute he's a cognito-hazard
@lostmykeys.bsky.social
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialFemboy so cute he's a cognito-hazard
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialKey:"C-cuddles, oh, uhm... uh ..." *RUMBLING*
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialFemboy boy band whose bulges take up 3/4ths of the stage
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialKey asks you if you think he's too musky or too productive, how do you respond?
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialCurrently being smothered by hyper balls
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialSorry for the lack of posts lately. Had fainted from femboy musk :3
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialThere are two types of twinks: too hung and even more too hung.
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialKey is very sorry for musking up your house :3
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialNew ESA project aims to use femboys to launch rockets into space
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialSci-fi setting where people live on femboy bulges instead of planets
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialWhen the femboy's bulge is bigger than a house *even when compressed*
@lostmykeys.bsky.social*ahem* guys with massive bulges that are also shy. Thank you for listening to my ted talk
@lostmykeys.bsky.social*movie trailer voice*
In a world where all twinks are hung, one is hunger than most
*dramatic music*
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialApparently the Navier-Stokes equations admit blowups in finite time, you know what that means?
Yeah, infinitely powerful cum shots are scientifically realistic*
#hypersky #hyper #hyperthoughts
*well, not really, but shut up
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialThe Geneva convention forbids using femboys in war because they'd be too destructive
@lostmykeys.bsky.socialQ: Why don't we use cum as currency?
A: Femboys would cause hyperinflation