Behold my newest chew toy, Hyacinth! Pure of heart and dumb of ass. She is trying to save her Dryad grove from a blight, but for now is mostly distracted by all the indulgences of Theros (hot people & booze)

"Help! There's a demon in my prize-winning garden!"
"What is it?"
"A #hyacinth, best in class."
"... I meant the monster."
"Oh. A goat."