As we prepare to leave Buenos Aires, a final hotel room to satisfy your curiosity. Nice ceiling — in a “Does that ceiling look a bit crumbly to you or is it just my imagination?” way — and a balcony, but again, no biscuits. #HotelOdyssey

As we prepare to leave Buenos Aires, a final hotel room to satisfy your curiosity. Nice ceiling — in a “Does that ceiling look a bit crumbly to you or is it just my imagination?” way — and a balcony, but again, no biscuits. #HotelOdyssey
Hello from Mendoza, and the second-last hotel of this trip. Big room, some wine-themed photography on the wall (at least, I think that’s a fancy winery), and quite a nice view… #HotelOdyssey
Leaving El Calafate, but here’s the hotel. Once again, no biscuits, and the art is a bit suspect, but one would hardly be looking at the walls with this kind of view from the window…#HotelOdyssey
Our hotel room in Palermo, Buenos Aires. Note polo players — on the wall, obviously, not sharing the room with us, which would be weird. #HotelOdyssey
2/2 And this is the hotel to which we moved. The room is the same size, but wallpaper, lighting, and a picture or two on the walls make it rather less bleak. No biscuits, mind. Thank you for understanding my First-World problems, and for sharing my pain. #HotelOdyssey
1/2 So, a double hotel treat for you today. First up, the Santiago hotel room we almost stayed in, which was a bit glum, frankly, and although it had a view, one would hesitate to call it much of a one. Plus, the previous hotel room had rather spoiled us…#HotelOdyssey
We have now moved to the south of Chile, near Puerto Montt. For those of you concerned that I may not have been indulging myself sufficiently, worry no more. No biscuits, mind you, but complimentary wine and interesting beers — and a view! #HotelOdyssey
The first hotel room on this trip, in Valparaíso: small but perfectly formed, with a view/ La primera habitación de este viaje, en Valparaíso: pequeña, pero perfectamente formada, con un vista #HotelOdyssey