Octavia could always lie and say she hired Loona as a Bodyguard. But nah, they're actually hanging out with each other for free as sisters.
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@dignan92.bsky.socialOctavia could always lie and say she hired Loona as a Bodyguard. But nah, they're actually hanging out with each other for free as sisters.
@dignan92.bsky.socialStella: You want me to call a plumber? Like one of the poor people?! Psssh Nah! Just get one of the imps in there and tell them they're playing Mario!" (Joke, but that probably happened at least once.)
@dignan92.bsky.socialI imagine Blitzø was only offended because in his mind, he wasn't a clown. He was an acrobat and a self proclaimed Stand Up Comedian and he demands that people get it right!
@dignan92.bsky.socialPOV: You've just stepped on a lego brick at night.
@dignan92.bsky.socialI would imagine Octavia has a copy of Pokemon Ultra Moon. So, in her next playthrough, she found a Rockruff, evolved her into a Lycanroc Midnight Form and named her Loona.
@dignan92.bsky.socialCharlie and Vaggi might be having a "Dance with Mary Jane." I mean, it's probably legal in Hell...
@dignan92.bsky.socialShe just stubbed a toe on a door. Nobody is happy after that happens. (Joke)
@dignan92.bsky.socialNot gonna lie, I thought Moxxie was the other ghost for a sec.
@dignan92.bsky.socialSometimes, Blitzø's one braincell is really hungry.
@dignan92.bsky.social"Calm Down, Stoals. Hamilton wasn't THAT good!" (Joke)
@dignan92.bsky.socialD&D Helluva Boss spinoff?
Hell yeah, I'm down for that. I mean, Vox Machima is a lot like IMP anyway.
They get into fights, swear a lot and normal things are the enemy to them.
@dignan92.bsky.socialYeah, Hazbin Hotel in Fortnite...That just feels wrong.
All of my nope right here!
@dignan92.bsky.socialI've actually written a fanfic where Adam and Blitzø met, and unsurprisingly they hate each other!
@dignan92.bsky.social(Genuine) Not to sound stupid, but we're not counting "Easy, Baby?" I feel that's more of a Vaggi song than a duet with Charlie, you know?
I just feel like that's her song (for now anyway.)
@dignan92.bsky.socialI would argue that you're wrong on the "man" part.
Because a real man should NEVER be as horrible of a parent as he is with Moxxie!
Narcissistic men children are like that with their children.
I just call him by Sharpe's favourite swear word.
@dignan92.bsky.socialStolas, after the team gets back together for Season 3 Part 2 and now knows for certain that Stella and Andy are cooked:
@dignan92.bsky.socialLoona after the IMP breaks up for Season 3 part 1:
@dignan92.bsky.socialI've got a fanfic in mind where Stolas is rusty with the Grimore and accidentally goes back in time to when Cash's circus burned down. Stolas ends up protecting and comforting the younger Blitzø and he threatens Cash what will happen to him if he ever harms Blitzø again.
@dignan92.bsky.socialOh, and it'll get even worse if and when Stolas sees what caused Blitzø to be who he is today.
If Cash isn't dead yet, Stolas would quickly fix that and sleep soundly after that.
@dignan92.bsky.socialExcept for Spock, it actually works. Moxxie is just left screaming forever.
Blitzø may be a good boss, but a lot of the time it just seems like he's deaf.