"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Kill me in your own time." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Don't panic though! I mean, do panic a little. Just over there." #DnD5e #Heckna

"I will allow this. You are a monkey in a jumpsuit." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Vul, show him the hammer we only got because we ignored him?"
"This is the Party Pooper." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Oh, oh. Are you a drug addict? Sure, we can trade drugs." #Heckna #DnD5e

"Lit up at the top of the screen: Lute Champion."
"Is that with a U-T-E?"
"Yes."
"My time has come." #DnD5e #Heckna

"You should be careful with that."
"Sorry, what?"
"...You should be careful about doing too many drugs?"
"...what?"

#DnD5e #Heckna

"I just want to save people. I'm sorry if that's controversial."

We're the heroes!

#DND5e #Heckna

"But we're taking the banana with us, right?" #DnD5e #Heckna

*in combat*

"Gaspard slams the floor angrily and takes off his pants." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Do you want to put tickets in my ticket hole?" #DnD5e #Heckna

"I bet you have CAPITALISM on the sun." #DnD5e #Heckna

"You will fail, as you have always failed."
"As long as it's not a Concentration check, there's a chance!" - our very unlucky war caster
#DnD5e #Heckna

"Back in my day, we had THAC0. And we liked it."
"I call bullshit. NOBODY liked THAC0." #DnD5e #Heckna

"As a former bard, I'm used to being able to talk without engaging my brain in any way, shape, or form."
"Are you doing it right now?"
"...So anyway, what else did I miss?" #DnD5e #Heckna

"I don't want to disrespect the viscera. I leave the viscera alone." #DnD5e #Heckna