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@rubygold.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 1:29 PM

A very late September report from #HeavenInc

My headcanon is that Azi invented pumpkin spice or, at the very least, was there when it happened & made some enthusiastic suggestions.

He has also been pushing its return earlier every year!
#goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #monthlychaosreport

Heaven Inc. Angelic Resources incident report with angel wing logo and "CONFIDENTIAL" stamp. Header reads "Unauthorised early deployment of Pumpkin Spice," Incident #91, subject Aziraphale, dated September 1st, filed by the Human Behavioural Oversight Commission. Body text details an escalating annual pattern of early pumpkin spice manifestation, projected to reach July by 2040 if unchecked, and includes a disciplinary hearing transcript excerpt. Report concludes that atmospheric pumpkin spice manifestation has been banned with immediate effect and Aziraphale was instructed to wait until October 1st, a ruling he reportedly received with an unreadable smile. Clean bureaucratic formatting with bullet-pointed consequences and a small evidence photo clipped to the corner with a paperclip.Close-up illustration of the evidence photo, showing Aziraphale, smiling fondly down at a black and red snake coiled around his neck and shoulders. He holds a whipped-cream-topped pumpkin spice drink in one hand while the snake's tongue flicks toward it. Blurred café awning in the background.
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