Person laying on the floor: "No, I'm not drunk. Because I've been laying here & haven't fallen off the floor yet."
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"I need you to teach my twins how to twerk."
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"Well... you're not dying."
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"My bladder ain't what it used to be when I was clubbing in 2008. I gotta pee!"
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Person 1: "So why is it illegal?"
Person 2: "Because it's fun."
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"They put googly eyes on the poop lions."
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"Hey, lets take a pic with the Marriott Carpet T-Rex."
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"The Marriott Carpet is eternal."
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"All I want to do is find a place to sit down & eat my cookie."
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"Oooh, shiny!"
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"A couple of my fingers are glued together on this hand & there's a burn on the other hand. What's a little electrocution?"
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Person 1: "Are you staying out of trouble?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Good."
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"Even with the parade on the TV, I was like, 'What day is it?'."
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"It doesn't hurt...but it feels like it's on fire."
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