#Listicle Tuesday:

5 #hates:
• golf
• church
• weddings
• American cars
• thick, lush, heavy, luxurious towels

5 #loves:
• dogs
• looper pedals
• a well-formed plywood chair
• French cars
• small, thin, abrasive motel towels

#opposites #lovehaterelationships #whataworld

Hey #Apple and #Google. Tell you what, change the name of our demolished #Reflecting Pool to Grifter’s Lagoon, and I’ll give you great reviews on your app sites. Admit it, you know #trump is a #radical #criminal who #hates #America. And you are abetting him. We won’t forget.