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@bradguigar.comOct 11, 2026, 5:18 PM

Couples therapy is hard enough before someone threatens catch-and-release.

What’s the most ominous sentence a marriage counselor could hear?

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Halloween Countdown: 20 more days. The Creature from the Black Lagoon and a red-haired woman sit on a therapist’s couch while an older woman takes notes. The red-haired woman says, “I’m thinking of throwing him back.” Caption: “Marriage counselor from the Black Lagoon.”
@bradguigar.comOct 10, 2026, 6:43 PM

Dating is easier when everyone puts their red flags right on the outside.

Would a zombie’s honesty make up for the table manners?

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Halloween Countdown: 21 more days. A woman sits across from a green-skinned zombie on a restaurant date. Caption: “Actually, it’s kind of refreshing to meet someone who’s dead on the outside!”
@bradguigar.comOct 9, 2026, 5:39 PM

He was going to ghost her first. Technically, he followed through.

What’s the worst excuse you’ve heard for ghosting someone?

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Halloween Countdown: 22 more days. A red-haired witch glares at a ghost while a man lies unconscious on the floor. The ghost says, “Well, to be fair… I was going to ‘ghost’ you first.”
@bradguigar.comOct 8, 2026, 6:16 PM

When a witch says “I miss you,” she means it literally.

What other texts should make you duck?

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Halloween Countdown: 23 more days. A “Signs You Might Be Dating a Witch” caption reads, “Sends you random ‘I miss you’ texts.” A man looks at his phone while a wooden broomstick flies through the wall toward his head.
@bradguigar.comOct 7, 2026, 5:52 PM

She’s through accepting limits—whether they’re magical, musical, or gravitational.

Which monster deserves a Broadway number?

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Halloween Countdown: 24 more days. At a monster party, a green-skinned red-haired witch chats with a bald vampire while a mummy, wolfman, Bride of Frankenstein, and ghost mingle behind them. Caption: “Now there’s a witch who’s really ‘defying gravity!’”
@bradguigar.comOct 6, 2026, 7:27 PM

Some relationships burn hot. Vampire relationships just burn.

What supernatural creature would make the worst date—and why?

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Halloween Countdown: 25 more days. A woman sits on a park bench beside a pile of ashes and a wooden stake while Cupid flies overhead holding a bow. Caption: “Why vampires rarely date.”
@bradguigar.comOct 5, 2026, 3:36 PM

Everybody thinks their mother’s recipe is the right one.

What’s the one family cooking argument that never dies?

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Halloween Countdown: 26 more days. A witch cooks a tentacled creature in a bubbling cauldron while one tentacle lifts a frightened man by the neck. She says, “No, I will not call your mother and ask her how she makes it.”
@bradguigar.comOct 4, 2026, 6:11 PM

Dr. Jekyll always brings a plus-one. Even when nobody invited him.

Which classic monster would cause the most trouble at a key party?

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Halloween Countdown: 27 more days. In a “Mad Monster Key Party” cartoon, a Medusa-like woman asks Mrs. Wolfman how her time with Dr. Jekyll was. Mrs. Wolfman replies, “Fantastic! I always wanted to have a threesome!” A brain and two green drinks sit on the counter.
@bradguigar.comOct 3, 2026, 5:24 PM

Every coven has one friend who stands a little too close to the cauldron.

What’s the worst workplace-safety violation in witchcraft?

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Halloween Countdown: 28 more days. Two witches lean over a large black cauldron above a roaring fire. One warns the other, “That’s not a hot flash. You’ve got your tits in the cauldron again…”
@bradguigar.comOct 2, 2026, 6:08 PM

Every cooking show has a secret ingredient. Hers has a release form.

What dish would get this witch permanently banned from Food Network?

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Halloween Countdown: 29 more days. A witch stirs a bubbling pot while filming a television cooking show. She tells the camera, “Of course, since this is only a thirty-minute show, I have some children already fattened up.”
@bradguigar.comOct 1, 2026, 5:43 PM

Dating a witch has its perks. The keepsakes, though? Different story.

What’s the strangest souvenir someone could save from a date?

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Halloween Countdown: 30 more days. In a “Signs You Might Be Dating a Witch” cartoon, a red-haired witch shows her startled boyfriend a box of mementos from their dates. She recalls a romantic Italian bistro, then identifies a severed finger: “That’s his pinkie!” A caption reads, “She saves mementos from all your dates.”
@bradguigar.comSep 30, 2026, 5:17 PM

The séance went swimmingly.

Who would you try to contact from the great beyond?

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Halloween Countdown: 31 more days. Five colorful fish gather around a crystal ball for a séance as the ghost of another fish floats above them. One fish looks up and asks, “Uncle Clarence? Is that you?!”