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@scrapper181.bsky.social#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future
He will enter a golf scramble with best buds. His #foursome combined score will be 28. They will all get mercilessly booed, accept the winning prize money, drink a lot of #NattyLight, and blow their winnings at #WhiteCastle.
#CraveCase #Harold&Kumar
@scrapper181.bsky.social#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He will buy a raffle ticket from a co worker whose kid is rasing money for the scale model builders club.He will win a lifetime membership to fruit of the month club. The membership will be revoked when he is caught mixing peaches with swiss cheese
@scrapper181.bsky.social#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
He will be the go to guy who hooks up all the underage kids with #beers. Everyone says he is the older brother they never had but wont invite him to the party.
@scrapper181.bsky.social#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future:
Kevin and Karen will be caught by #FlockCameras fleeing an area where sea gulls were diarrheaing on beach goers. Surveilance cameras from #TheSpotNSB caught them feeding sea gulls laxitive laced bread. 50lbs of #ExLax was found in their possesion
@scrapper181.bsky.social#GypsyFortuneTeller presents this is your future.
While shopping at #WalMart, he will be carrying a carton of eggs and some bacon. He will not see a #slipperywhenwet sign, slip, and the eggs will go flying landing on his head like a cartoon. He will try to get up but slip again knocking himself out