One Dalmatian (mostly because they miss their mommies)

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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Or as Hunter Biden would call it, Tuesdays (he knew it definitely wasn’t Elton John)

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Order what you want. I'll just have a bite of yours (He's obviously never met Greg Gutfeld)

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And I'm the low ratings dummy? (With liberty and justice for all)

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#poetry

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They are the last, sputtering gasp of the dinosaurs (tricking their wives into banging the wrong husband)

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But wait, weren't you in charge for eight? (Now Ken has to go to medical school)

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#poetry

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He was miffed that they didn't come with a gallon of duck sauce (Holy sh*t PUT IT BACK)

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It's happening to Americans (Usually, it's the birthday girl who gets to make a wish)

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And now put your hands together for Ed Sheeran (jumping rope/keep pouring)

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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the president of China or Japan (hoping for panda)

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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HEY Fox News What's up? Aren't you BOYCOTTING? You can't pick and choose stories you wish to cover. You are either ALL IN or OUT! Make up your RINO minds! Silence from Ingraham. Angle Jesse B Watters and #greggutfeld #seanhannity is disappointing. $$$ matters more than TRUTH

Coincidentally, that's the last thing Kamala said to Joe before he dropped out (Insect burgers)

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415 paper airplanes (a cooking segment he did on Fox and Friends)

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Challenge accepted, said Dr. Fauci (Been there, done that)

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Who's laughing now, huh? (RFK, Jr. with a fork)
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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

But here's a weird part (they're still feuding over which one of them looks more homeless)

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she's thinking about posting n*de selfies of her on Instagram (His speeding ambulance crashed into the Capitol)

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Isn't that the fun of it? (last meal)

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Well, why not make it zero hours, said Mitch McConnell (best use of stretch pants)

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isms just determines who gets paid (reinforcing stereotypes)

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#poetry

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