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@marfisa.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 5:30 PM

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After doubling our gross revenue last fiscal quarter, we are now expected to double it again next fiscal quarter. But since all women on the planet already use our products, we can either try to convince them to use twice as much of our products, or double our prices, or try to convince men to use beauty products. Or, hey, an even better idea: I could secretly add feminizing hormones to the global drinking water supply and turn everyone into women.

Personally, it would have the downside that if everyone is a woman, there would no longer be any studs around to rail me. Not to mention that humanity would be doomed to die out. However, as the CEO of this company, I have a fiduciary duty to our shareholders to increase our stock value.
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