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@romanticcancel.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 1:13 PM

A delightful spread of half of a protein bar, a zero sugar soda, and Biscoff. The poster's judgment gets impaired during air travel due to lack of sleep and Xanax and survives off of what nature (the flight attendant) offers them. The humble Muslim accepts these offerings with full knowledge that their macros are not being met while humorously referring to the spread as #girlbreakfast and will make up for it by consuming the Texas customary Whataburger, another decision fueled by Xanax and sleep deprivation. Observe as the humble Muslim complains about stomach pains the next day while haphazardly quoting Marx to give the impression that she is deep in thoight and observant when in reality she will be deep in abdominal pain in 24 hours. She will wonder why drinking 4 diet sodas in airport duress makes matters worse but will still stubbornly drink 4 diet sodas, quoted as saying, "A broke b never says no to diet soda like a Frenchmen." Tune in tomorrow for part 2 of the nature documentary: "Chugging Diet Soda While Air Traveling: A delicious choice or a cry for help?"

@thedarklord05.bsky.social Sep 20, 2026, 8:46 PM

6am girl breakfast: vodka, Sprite and a Milky Way. My organs have officially stopped filing complaints and just accepted the management 💀

#girlbreakfast #baddecisions #dailylife