Hannah with a smile update

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Paige says Khloé Kardashian gave her a tiny Jesus figurine after appearing on her podcast, plus a gift box for Kitty. Hannah’s conclusion: Paige and Khloé share the same love language, gifts and Jesus. Honestly, that tracks. #GigglySquad

Paige loved school dances so much she worried adulthood would never compare. Hannah wanted her mom to pick her up. Paige was dancing hard enough to get threatened with a phone call home. Somehow both childhood experiences make perfect sense. #GigglySquad

Paige and Hannah rewatch The Swan through adult eyes and are HORRIFIED. What they remembered as chaotic makeover TV involved extreme procedures, isolation and women discovering they were suddenly in a beauty pageant. Early reality TV was truly lawless. #GigglySquad

Kitty’s vet says she needs to lose four to five pounds and go on prescription food. Paige and Hannah’s response? She’s not obese, she’s voluptuous. Worse, Kitty allegedly hasn’t looked in the mirror since hearing the news. Protect her confidence. #GigglySquad

Paige is hosting Hannah for an ADULT SLEEPOVER and taking it very seriously. Snacks, a massage, movies and possible bed sharing are all on the agenda. Their 30s are basically middle school with better food and disposable income. #GigglySquad

Hannah is already plotting another hair change after seeing Daisy Edgar-Jones’ “strawberry brunette.” Apparently all you have to do is give a hair color a cute branded name and Hannah will immediately need it. #GigglySquad

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she’s got a very valid point and I agree with her 💯

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Paige got her wish 😂

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Paige wants a universal gift registry for birthdays, housewarmings and basically everyday life. Considering she and Hannah are still joking about late birthday gifts, this may be less an idea and more an emergency management plan. #GigglySquad

Low ponytails, claw clips and pixie cuts are officially taking over the fall agenda. Hannah and Paige can move from armed robbery to hair trends in seconds. Journalism has range. #GigglySquad

Paige missed the VMAs but that does not stop a Taylor Swift, Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter debrief. Watching the actual award show is apparently optional when you already have enough opinions for the group chat. #GigglySquad

The Gigglers get serious while reacting to the Cornell 7 case and the released text messages. Even in an episode full of ringworm and hair debates, Hannah and Paige know when the conversation needs a different tone. #GigglySquad

Paige tells Hannah about Donald Prima responding “no, thank you” to an armed robber. The Gigglers cannot get over the politeness. Imagine declining a robbery like someone offered you sparkling water. #GigglySquad

Hannah may have gotten ringworm from Genevieve, the shelter cat she desperately wants to adopt. Paige is concerned, but Hannah is already emotionally committed. Apparently love means ignoring at least one dermatological red flag. #GigglySquad

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paige is going on Khloe Kardashian’s podcast

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Hannah’s skincare PSA turns into Paige potentially naming a future child “Tret” after tretinoin. Somewhere between de-influencing moisturizer and discussing eye masks, they accidentally opened a baby-name consultancy. #GigglySquad