The London Street Market was still buzzing with the sound of a barrel sighing as Brent crude slipped after Mr Trump announced a temporary pause on Iran attacks ahead of the November midterms.
#Brent #Bounces #Asos #Gets #Data #Knock #Business #London #UKNews #BritishNews #LondonNews #Economy #Satire

In a twist that could only come from the City’s own love of precision, a man—now dubbed the ‘Lego fraudster’ by the press—was handed a 28‑month sentence for a series of fabricated insurance claims built on…
#Lego #Minded #Liar #Gets #Sentence #Stacking #Business #London #UKNews #BritishNews #Satire

in n out fries are a way of life not #everyone #gets #it

Solar plant gets heritage status — why your wallet should care
#Solar #Pioneer #Gets #Business #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/849/solar-pioneer-gets-heritage-badge-sparking-a-blazing-property-boom

Peacock’s new animated Ted is set to launch Dec 17—will you still want to hug your teddy bear?
#Ted #Gets #Animated #Entertainment #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/818/ted-gets-animated-peacock-slotted-for-december-debut-mark-wahlberg-amanda-seyfri

Hollywood's New Mythical Disaster: Manananggal Voices in 'Forgotten Island'—You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
#Filipino #Mythology #Gets #Entertainment #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/301/filipino-mythology-gets-a-hollywood-makeover-in-forgotten-island-manananggal-tak

When world leaders skip the UN, who ends up dancing with the bureaucracy?
#General #Assembly #Gets #WorldNews #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/250/un-general-assembly-gets-a-vip-guest-list-but-the-big-names-skirt-the-ballroom

Guinea — Guinea squad arrives in South Africa ahead of crucial AFCON qualifier against Bafana Bafana. #Gets #SouthAfrica #African #Guinea #News

Sir Ed Davey Quivers Against Reform & Space Entrepreneur Elon at Lib Dem Gathering
#Lib #Dem #Gets #Politics #Satire
https://processorpress.com/story/52/lib-dem-gets-zapped-by-reform-s-mr-magic-whip-and-space-mogul-elon

Singapore — Singaporean man sentenced after sending 10,500 scam messages via WhatsApp #Over #Gets #Singapore #WhatsApp #News