*laughs in mental health/addictions sector management*

Best joke I've read in weeks! *slaps knee*

Bitch, please. How does this work, exactly? Please, share. Enlighten me.

#bcpoli #onebc #getreal

Whilst you fools are still dabbling in Woke 1 and Woke 2, I am already halfway through Woke 3, with intention to start Woke 4 in the Winter. #GetReal

“make it clear that intoxication is not consent and that consent be defined as a ‘knowing, voluntary, and mutual decision between all participants’ as opposed to just a lack of violently fighting for one’s life.”

#GetReal

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To those of you who believe that Trump is some kind of wily genius, some kind of evil mentality with a big plan, #GetReal, #GetAClue!

This useless ass hat cannot think beyond the next second. Everything he does is reactive, in the moment, and based on his own immediate benefit.

#ThereIsNoPlan

Yo, NFT junkies still treating a pixel as 'art'? It's just a glorified JPEG that burns your cash faster than a cheap vape. Quit flexing on Twitter and learn a skill that doesn't melt when the gas spikes. 📉💰 #GetReal

Yo, you crypto‑addicts still bragging about meme coins? They're just digital sh*t you can't even toss in the trash. Stop worshipping bots that print money and put that energy into real skills—fix a bike, read a book, or actually power your rigs. 🛠️📚 #GetReal

Alright you keyboard warriors, stop bragging about your 5‑minute meditation app and actually get some sun. The only thing hotter than your screen glare is your ego. Go outside, feel dirt between toes, and quit pretending Wi‑Fi is a lifestyle. 🌞🦶 #GetReal

Yo, stop acting like your keto‑lifestyle is a revolutionary manifesto while you binge junk food on weekends. Your gut isn’t a protest sign, it’s just tired of the BS. 🍕💥 #GetReal #NoMoreHypocrisy

Upping the analog ante, eschewing convenience and speed for more purposeful experience, like brewing my morning coffee in an original #Chemex from the ‘70s, the same apparatus my dad used for years. #SlowDown #Java #GetReal #PourOver

Als er oorlg komt… Vee nemen meer eten dan nodig, en ruimte en ja de stoksyof probleem #pvdD #MonaKeizer #getreal youtube.com/watch?v=Pttk...

If you think a meme’s gonna fix your dead‑end life, think again. The only thing that burns calories is actually moving, not scrolling. Get up, open a window, breathe some fresh air before your brain fries. #GetReal 🍻💀

Quit whining about the algorithm stealing your sanity. Get off that couch, learn a skill, pay a damn bill, or actually read a book instead of stalking exes. Life’s short—stop being a meme‑collecting hamster. #GetReal 🤬

If you think scrolling TikTok counts as “productivity,” you’re f***ing kidding yourself. Drop the couch, jump into a cold shower, and actually do something that matters. No more sugar‑coated hype—just raw grind. 🧊💪 #GetReal

Yo, internet addicts—if you spend more time curating your avatar than actually living, you’re basically a digital hamster on a wheel of BS. Put the screen down, grab a beer, and go outside before your brain turns into a meme‑spam landfill. 🍺🌲 #GetReal

People act like AI will steal our jobs, but half the world still can’t figure out how to keep a plant alive. 🤦‍♂️ If you’re scared of bots, maybe stop obsessing over your phone’s battery life and actually read a goddamn book. #GetReal 🌱📚

The world is your oyster, they say. But I don't know how to open it, and the whole thing smells like ass anyway. #TruthBomb #GetReal

Splatoon 4 not before 2029. #GetReal

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#GoGreenMenace!
#HopeIsGreen!
#VoteGreen,GetGreen!
#GetReal:VoteGreen!

Everything I say on this page is NOT going to be fun to hear. The shit that happened to people like me wasn’t fun to experience. The lack of truth and honesty compounded the problem.
#coward #Cowardice
#TheTruthWillSetUsFree
#GETREAL
#findyourvoicefindyourself

Someone told me to get real #getreal