Jackson dropped off a magnificent cake today so I inspected this extraordinary development & can confirm the resemblance is uncanny. The handsome features, the magnificent ginger colouring, the judgemental expression…
BUT WHO AUTHORISED THE CONSUMPTION OF MY FACE?!

#GeorgeTheStourbridgeStationCat

FC, it would appear that your bikini has arrived for next week’s holiday.

Judging by the size of the box, I’m guessing they’ve sent the bottoms first and the top is being delivered separately… 🤣

#GeorgeTheStourbridgeStationCat

"Five years I’ve been studying this map.
I know the route to Billingsgate Fish Market off by heart.
Yet, for reasons nobody has been able to adequately explain, I STILL haven’t been taken.
Five years wasted.
Think of all the fish I could have eaten by now."

#GeorgeTheStourbridgeStationCat

♻️ SUNDAY RECYCLING REMINDER ♻️
Please be advised that the Leftover Roast Dinner Recycling Receptacle is now OPEN.
Accepted items:
🥔 left over Roast potatoes
🍗 Chicken
🥣 Gravy
Simply deposit directly into the opening provided.
Thank you for recycling responsibly

#GeorgeTheStourbridgeStationCat