"Feel my diagonal power!!"

#GameNightQuotes

#GameNightQuotes: GM: "Masses of dark shape form on the ground, twisting upward in a great circle, and solidifying into inky tendrils."
Player 1: "Evard's Black Tentacles?"
Player 2: "No, this is Pathfinder. They are Generic Store Brand Black Tentacles."

#GameNightQuotes: "We could be standing on her boob. She's half a mile tall. Do you know how BIG the boobs are on a statue half a mile tall?!"

#GameNightQuotes: "My waffle iron IS now mithral..."

#GameNightQuotes: "It is indestructible to all but artifacts and direct deific power."
"Is my staff of power an artifact?"
"No. A staff of the MAGI is a minor artifact. Your staff of power is just a great magic item that costs 235,000 gold."
"H... How do you have that price MEMORIZED?"

#GameNightQuotes:
GM - "These are all Demonspawn, corruptions of mortal flesh."
PC1 - "Holy cow, I thought those were bushes!"

#GameNightQuotes "...macguffin sluts..."

"The what?"

Character 1: We don't chase people in our underwear!
Character 2: *takes underwear off and keeps running*
#GameNightQuotes #NoContext

#GameNightQuotes: *NPC indicates Baba Yaga's Dancing Hut*
"You came here in THAT thing?! You're braver than I thought!"

#GameNightQuotes: "I gronk how these rules work."
"Do you mean *grok*?!"
"I thought that was the droid from Star Wars."
"No, that's GONK."
"I thought that was a Klingon dish best served live."
"No, that's GAGH."
"I thought that was an elder horror with a vertical mouth."
"No, those are GUG."