Retirement gives you plenty of freedom, but somehow the TV remote still ends up running the meeting. 😂
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Retirement gives you plenty of freedom, but somehow the TV remote still ends up running the meeting. 😂
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Sometimes the best kind of excitement is hearing absolutely nothing, seeing absolutely nobody, and realizing nobody needs anything from you. 😂
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Retirement is supposed to mean no deadlines. Then you discover a loaf of bread that needs your immediate attention. Suddenly, you're the busiest person in the kitchen. 😂
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Retirement sounded relaxing. Nobody warned me that watching two commercials in a row would require this level of focus. Honestly, I may need a nap after all that productivity.
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Sherlock Holmes
"The evidence is clear."
Me:
"I still can't find my glasses."
They're on my head.
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