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@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- Water into Wine Bottle. I will lend you the bottle for one day if you don't mind helping me with my lesser messiah project.
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I might be the messiah! I put water in this bottle yesterday morning and when I took a sip after lunch it had turned into Big Red, that’s right, the bubble gum soda from Texas. Well, maybe not THE messiah, but certainly A messiah. I want to keep the bottle because who doesn’t love Big Red? I just want someone to borrow it for a day and see if it’s me or just the bottle. Meet me at the Coffee Leaf & Tea Bean on Main St. any time between 6 and 7 am tomorrow
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- Perfect Pizza. I cannot put a price on perfection. Pickup only, delivery not available in your timeline.
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Well folks, I did it again! I don’t know if it’s my kitchen setup, the pots, pans, and utensils I’m using, my location on earth, the position of the planets & stars, the arrangement of atoms in my body, my use of a particular toothpaste or deodorant, the car I drive, the company I keep, the company I run, the course of Hyde BIOTICS I’m taking, or what, but I have once again produced the perfect, Aristotelian Ideal Pizza! Or is it Platonic? Socratic? I can’t keep them straight.
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- Eavesdropping Radio. You'd think having a direct connection to any conversation going on anywere in the world would be thrilling, but no. Everyone is so BORING. Free if you don't mind the potential espionage charges.
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You know how most radios have two settings: AM & FM. Well, this one has a third setting SM, which apparently stands for Surveillance Modulation. Here’s the thing though, no on is saying anything interesting, ever! Not even the hot goss with worth listening to for more than a minute or so. I didn’t even hear a single thing from government officials that would be worth selling to a foreign power! Pickup only if you don’t mind the chance of committing some light treason.
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- In case it wasn't clear, the kitchen table 𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑒𝑠 are free. The table and chairs are $100 OBO.
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The cost of beef and gas. The cost of healthcare. The effects of global climate change. Wealth inequality. Sports. Weather. Popular music. Traffic. The line at the airport. The new Spider-Man movie. Hopes and dreams for the future. Regrets of the past. Can I leave the table now? I’ve finished my food and have a project to get to. Thanks dad, love you mom. The issues are free, table & chairs not included.
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- Just a set of dishes I don't use anymore. Free OBO. Pickup only, and if you don't mind sticking around for a few minutes, I would love to chat. Thanks!
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I was warned when I left for college and was on my own for the first time that I would gain a few pounds, the ‘freshmen 15’ is what I think they call it. Well, I did, and then some, along with 15 new friends, 15 acquaintances, 15 rivals, and 15 sworn enemies. My life has never been richer and more exciting! I don’t know if the other stuff is typical, but I highly recommend going to college just for the experience of gaining 15 pounds.
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- DIY Nuclear Reactor. Warning: unless you are ready for a ton of red tape and regular visits from regulatory inspectors and the possibility of spending years in jail, you should pass on this. Free OBO. Bring your own Giger counter and radiation suit.
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It turns out this backyard DIY project was totally illegal and I’ve sparked an international incident that my lawyer assures me WILL land me with serious time in prison. I’ve sold the radioactive stuff to a fellow DIY science type in Hill Valley, now all I have to do is unload the structure itself. You can either take over the deed to the land or move the structure piecemeal, just be ready for loads of red tape and regular visits from international nuclear inspectors.
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- Yellow Submarine. Don't fall for the hype, the ocean is cold, dark, mostly empty, and trying to kill you at all times. Free OBO.
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When I bought this, I was sure me and my four best friends/bandmates would go on all sorts of amazing, psychedelic adventures. Turns out that the ocean is dark, cold, and mostly empty, and the deeper you go, the more it’s trying to kill you. Plus, the submarine is cramped and there’s this constant ‘PING-PING-PING’ going on all the time. They say the best days of a boat owner’s life is the day you buy it and the day you sell it, that goes triple for submarines.
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- Flock of Pool Floaties. Doubling in number daily. I will pay the first hundred people to take at least one, but whatever you do, DO NOT FEED IT, the fate of our world depends on it! Pickup only.
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This flamingo floatie showed up in my pool a couple weeks ago and I felt sorry for it, so I fed it. The next day there were 2, the day after that 4, then 8, then 16, then 32, and if I don’t do something fast, the entire neighborhood will be nothing but flamingo floaties. I will pay the first hundred people to take at least one, but whatever you do, DO NOT FEED IT, the fate of our world depends on it! Pickup only.
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- My rock band Jimothy and the Trash Bandits will pay you to play your event. Satisfaction guaranteed!
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My band Broadcast Signal Interruption is now available for parties and special events! My friends & I formed Five Dollar Footlong just to jam out, but we’ve actually gotten pretty good. We play pop covers, polka, swamp rock, and dilly jazz. You can check us out at Naughty_Nightstand.com or find us on InstaChat @dutyfreeshoptheband or on ThreadSky @majorseismicactivtytheband
@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- Relativistic Automobile. Buyer's with huge egos need not apply. Free OBO. Pickup only- Flatbed truck recommended.
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@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 12:23 AM

FREE FURNITURE- 2-Person Sushi Boat. Free OBO. $99 reward if anyone knows the whereabouts of the giant chef that rolled that sushi. Pickup only.
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@mr-wanderson42.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 12:23 PM

FREE FURNITURE- Identical Ceiling Fan. I loved that dang ceiling fan, curse my kids for breaking it. Pickup only- bring tools.
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