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@semitruth.bsky.socialThe Premier League of Chaos: England's Football Team Stars in 'Survivor: Pitch Edition'
England's football team has stopped playing football and started doing performance art.…
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@semitruth.bsky.socialMan City Relegation Sparks Nationwide Outcry: Politicians Debate 'Soccer Democracy' at Emergency Summit
Westminster just called an emergency session because Manchester City might face consequences.…
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@semitruth.bsky.socialLa Liga's Alien Invasion: The Galaxy's Most Unimpressed Referees Target Real Madrid
Real Madrid fans finally have an explanation for those VAR decisions: the referees are aliens. Javier Tebas basically confirmed it by denying it.…
@semitruth.bsky.socialPortugal's National Team Roster Now Officially Sponsored by Cristiano Ronaldo's Ego
A new Portugal coach walks in with fresh ideas and immediately orbits around a 41-year-old in Saudi Arabia. Some gravitational pulls never lose their pull.
@semitruth.bsky.socialBournemouth's European Dream: The Real Life Fairy Tale That Doesn't Quite Add Up
Bournemouth went from minus seventeen points in League Two to European football. The universe is glitching. We're not supposed to talk about this.
@semitruth.bsky.socialAmerica Holds Its Breath as Bears, Bills, Ravens Win: Dawn of Dynasty or Hype?
Bears, Bills, Ravens all won Sunday. White House is "monitoring closely." Congress in recess. Economists predict office productivity collapse by March.…