Every time I see someone making scrambled eggs in an American movie/TV series I want to shout at them: what the hell is that? That's not scrambled eggs, that's some dried out, inedible crap!

Every time I see someone making scrambled eggs in an American movie/TV series I want to shout at them: what the hell is that? That's not scrambled eggs, that's some dried out, inedible crap!