butch affirmations:
i will not need a TAPE MEASURE at the GROCERY STORE.
i will not need a PENCIL at the GROCERY STORE. just a PEN is sufficient.
i will not need a SECOND KNIFE at the GROCERY STORE.
i will remember to BRING MY WALLET to the GROCERY STORE.

#fishyaps #butch

[suicide jokes are never funny BUT]

my sister, as loudly as humanly possible. HEY, someone forgot their HEMORRHOIDAL OINTMENT in the BATHROOM

me: _frantically googling how to kill myself_ sorry I'll come get that

#fishyaps

so like linux has xenia. what if there was a furry waifu mascot for free open source software in general and she was a fossa. y’know. like FOSSa.
i think that would be pretty sick.

#fishyaps