Vanessa is watching Murder in a Small Town, starring Donald Sutherland’s middle-aged son. I did the math and realised he was born while his father was making Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

I’ll just be over here, recalculating my life expectancy. #FeelingOld

Wait, what? Whaddya mean you had to take your grandma? What?? Jaysus, I mean Westlife weren't my taste, but what dafuq dya mean before your time? 😭😭 #Westlife #FeelingOld

18 years already?? Feels like last year. #FeelingOld

I still use my RSS-reader daily, and the fact that a few multinationals succeeded in replacing this open approach with walled-off algorithmic feeds for large parts of the internet is a great injustice in the history of the internet #feelingold #getoffmylawn #petpeeve

Mercy. I was already a teenager.
#FeelingOld

How old am I, you ask? Old
enough to need to hire movers. Old enough to have grown up without a cell phone. Old enough to have the discs in my back slip, unbidden, inducing nausea and necessitating a limp that is impossible to hide. #feelingold

It just dawned on me that the current high school freshmen are the future graduating class of 2030! 🤯 #whatIsTime #howIsTime #feelingOld