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@gameflow.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 4:51 PM

g+ GameFlow: MLS Regular Season FC Dallas v Portland Timbers FC on September 12, 2026. #FCDvPOR ⚽️🤖

@xgpostfacto.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 3:50 AM

What could've happened when #DTID played #RCTID ?

#FCDvPOR ~ #MLS

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on xGsPost facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on PSxGsBreakdown of how points were earned/lost
@mlsstat.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 3:47 AM

FC Dallas 2 : 1 Portland Timbers FC ▫ Interceptions: 7 - 9 ▫ Challenges: 6 - 1 ▫ Clearances: 25 - 18 ▫ Recoveries: 31 - 42 ▫ Blocked Passes: 11 - 4 ▫ Tackles: 19 - 12 #FCDvPOR

@mlsstat.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 3:47 AM

FC Dallas 2 : 1 Portland Timbers FC ▫ Passes into final 1/3: 40 - 48 ▫ Passes in final 1/3: 70 - 112 ▫ Passes into opp. box: 10 - 14 #FCDvPOR

@mlsstat.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 3:47 AM

FC Dallas: 2 (1.07 xG) vs Portland Timbers FC: 1 (1.7 xG) #FCDvPOR | #DTID | #RCTID | #MLS | 🤖⚽

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 2:34 AM

Lassiter scores, comedy ensues? #FCDvPOR #rctid

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 2:30 AM

Why have stupidlybloose back passes become a Timbers calling card? How many of those have we seen in the last month.

Someone (I’ll figure out) played in Farrington(?), whose miss teed up a follow up opportunity. Has to be the ballgame, given everything. #FCDvPOR #rctid

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 2:21 AM

Portland’s best, cleanest attacking
moment, a slim 78 minutes into the game. Today’s hydration break brought to you by 5-Hour Energy and heart failure. #FCDvPOR #rctid

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 2:10 AM

Those little moments for the Timbers, keeping it alive for me. #FCDvPOR

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 1:58 AM

…not sure how I feel about Lassiter for Ortiz. Like, I get the theory, but…based in the game I’m watching… #FCDvPOR #rctid

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 1:50 AM

That challenge was orange, at a minimum. #FCDvPOR

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 1:35 AM

God have mercy, that half was dull as we thought. #FCDvPOR

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 1:33 AM

AT THE HALF:

It was adequate until the late goal and adequate was just swell under the circumstances.

I had a clean sheet to hope for and hang onto and, well, there goes that dream.

Dallas has more game-changers on the bench than Portland, i.e., Musa > Guerra/Ari.

🤞 #FCDvPOR #rctid

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 1:27 AM

Why, hello, predictable fuck up. We’ve been expecting you.

Portland’s defense really needs to learn how to manage a direct ball behind the last line of defense.

Logan Farrington runs in nekkid, puts Dallas up 1-0. #FCDvPOR

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 12:59 AM

Not great, not terrible, pretty much doing the job, matching the situational expectations.

Watching a set of players who aren’t first choice does something to the mind that’s hard to articulate.

Feels kinda meta? #FCDvPOR #rctid

@snackyd.bsky.socialSep 13, 2026, 12:32 AM

Saw the lineup and my main thought is that Portland’s depth has been exposed. Let’s see what they can do under the spotlight.

Tough venue (i.e., Texas) against a team having one of its better seasons.

Heads down, start strong, fuck up as little as possible, amen. #FCDvPOR #rctid

Fragile little sprout coming out of a grate next to light rail tracks.