#FATBASTARD had to wait for WIFE #4!

#FATBASTARD had to wait for WIFE #4!
The problem isn't that #DopeyDON keeps dozing off. The problem is the #FATBASTARD KEEPS WAKING UP! #PUTHIMtoSLEEP ! PERMANENTLY!
The #SUPREMECourt has now REJECTED #DICTATORtRUMP 's Missouri #GERRYMENDER for the 3RD TIME!!! WHY WASN'T ONE REJECTION FINAL? They're not called #SUPREME for nothing! A #SCOTUSDecision is FINAL! #EATSHIT , #FATBASTARD ! U.R. #NOTaKING ! #NOKINGSinAMERICA
#RememberWHEN . . . #FATBASTARD felt like #FootballGames were his "COMFORT ZONE" where he'd always get a friendly reception? #NOTanyMORE ! EVERYBODY HATES HIM! #GETRIDofHIM ! #BOOOOOOOO !
WHY the HELL does the #FATBASTARD keep WAKING UP???
He’d have trouble finding a rubber band to fit, and I know of what I speak #FatBastard
Must be the only ones on this campsite not competing in this triathlon tomorrow #fatbastard
The Happy #FatBastard is back with his 2 pies and is raring to go