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@vickiehinkley.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 1:26 AM

THEY just see the #TrillionsofSSMONEY and want to make #MOREMONEY off it.
With #FAKEexcuse that WE want freedom to invest for ourselves - minus their premiums, fees, interest

It IS BS. My first thought too! #QUALIFY !?!? #WTF !?!?
I already have a chart of #MYwages - #NOfuckingQualifyingNeeded

@aieris.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 1:26 AM

This week's penguin: That first product was an Eliza clone that sent the excuse to your pager.
pengcognito.com/index.php?id...
#penguins #pengcognito #cartoon #FakeExcuse

Page 1: Two penguins, one wearing a top hat and one wearing a cowboy hat, are conversing on a waddling path in a park. Cowboy hat: How's the fake excuse biz going? Top hat: Terrible! I may have to put my third yacht's emotional support companion yacht up for sale! Cowboy hat: AI eating your second breakfast then? Top hat: No, I've been using that since before the turn of the century!Page 2: The penguins are still conversing, but the penguin in the top hat is now showing a colorful brochure with the name "Real Fake Excuse." Cowboy hat: So what's the problem, if it's not a flood of AI competition? Top hat: It's this new company that makes your fake excuse real! And checkable! Page 3: Cut to close-up of most of the brochure, which shows a scene of two penguins, one in a green hat and one in a magenta hat. They are at the door of a penguin in a blue hat, who is next to a demanding-looking zebra. Green hat: We got your text that you can't help us move because a very judgy zebra just rented your spare room! Magenta hat: I swear, this is you worst ever fake excuse.. ...Whoa! Blue hat: This is Carl. Carl the zebra: Hello. I'm only giving 4 1/2 stars because no bidet. Cowboy hat (offscreen except for flipper holding the brochure): This isn't possible! Top hat (offscreen): I know, right? Page 4: Close up of bottom of the brochure, which is falling to the ground, discarded, as the penguins waddle away; it shows a blue police box shaped time machine in one corner. Cowboy hat (waddling away, in background): So how much did you want for your little boat? Top hat (waddling away, in background): It's a yacht! In its own right!