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Ireland has put forward a proposal to shave €141 billion – an 8 % cut – from the EU’s seven‑year budget. The plan leaves the agriculture and cohesion pillars largely intact, reducing them by just 3 %.
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Finland, famed for its happiness rankings, faces a growing debt burden worsened by the war in Ukraine, prompting jokes about whether its contentment can survive another economic shock.
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A freshly‑baked baguette was the first casualty in Brussels’ latest trade showdown, when a joint letter from the French president and his German counterpart arrived on the Commission’s desk, demanding a…
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In a scene that could have been lifted straight from a 1980s dystopia, a student in Paris walked into a police checkpoint holding a baguette and a foam‑framed textbook, demanding a larger budget.
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The EU's emergency diesel hotline rang at 03:17 GMT, just after a tweet from a former US president hinted at opening America’s strategic fuel cellar. The message, posted over a picture of a diesel pump…
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