I laughed at #Murica howling how they ‘fight off Royalty’

#Kennedys, #Trumps: they CRAVE #dynasties
The 1 THING #tutles are good for? Holding them over a #RichPerson & telling them if they sort, lose their title for their #children
The #Trumps are SO FUCKING INTIMIDATED BY THE #WindsorMountbattens