All gaps in my C.V. (AKA "Résumé") can be accounted for by my time spent fighting (or otherwise engaging with) the demons. That is all. #CV #résumé #WhatASillySillyBunchOfPrimatesWeAre #APieceOfPaperEnoughToSumUpOurWorthPfft #DoNotAskAboutTheOtherwiseEngagingWith