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@docatcdi.comOct 13, 2026, 2:33 AM

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My friend told me he put a potato down his swim trunks and now the girls wont leave him alone. Didn't work for me. Apparently, you put it in the front.
@docatcdi.comOct 13, 2026, 2:04 AM

Thank God for nipples.

Without them, boobs would be pointless.

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@docatcdi.comOct 12, 2026, 2:33 AM

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Whats the difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia? About 15 seconds... (don't ask me how I know...)
@docatcdi.comOct 12, 2026, 2:04 AM

I saw my first porn film last week.

I couldn't believe how young I looked.

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@docatcdi.comOct 11, 2026, 1:31 PM

To boldly go where no underwear brand has gone before, and immediately wish they hadn't.

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To boldly go where no underwear brand has gone before, and immediately wish they hadn't.
@docatcdi.comOct 11, 2026, 2:33 AM

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The doorman said it's 10 for entry or 20 with a meal. I paid my 20 and a naked, oiled man walks up and says, Hello, Im Emile
@docatcdi.comOct 11, 2026, 2:04 AM

I like my coffee how I like my subs...

Hot and Tasty...

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@docatcdi.comOct 10, 2026, 2:33 AM

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I went to the doctor for a physical and told the doctor not to be alarmed, but that I have 5 penises. Doctor: 5 penises? How do your trousers fit? Me: like a glove.
@docatcdi.comOct 10, 2026, 2:04 AM

I scared the postman today by going to the door naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

#DocAfterDark

@docatcdi.comOct 9, 2026, 2:33 AM

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When my wife gave birth, I thanked the doctor, and pulled them aside to sheepishly ask, "How soon do you think well be able to have sex?" The doctor winked at me and said: "I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park."
@docatcdi.comOct 9, 2026, 2:04 AM

Doing a crossword I asked the wife Whats a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in unt?

@MrsDocAtCDI said aunt....

if you're like me...

youd prolly need whiteout too....

#DocAfterDark

@zargon2112.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 4:30 PM

My uncle used Viagra for years. Turns out he'd been stealing it all along.

Everyone in the family was pretty upset about it, but... no one took it harder than my aunt.

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@docatcdi.comOct 8, 2026, 2:33 AM

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Star Trek's William Shatner has discontinued his range of ladies lingerie. Apparently 'Shatner Panties' proved an unpopular name choice
@docatcdi.comOct 8, 2026, 2:04 AM

Late Cretaceous Period

implies the existence...

of a possible Cretaceous pregnancy

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@docatcdi.comOct 7, 2026, 1:43 PM

Cocktails with the locals took an unexpectedly anatomical turn.

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Cocktails with the locals took an unexpectedly anatomical turn.
@docatcdi.comOct 7, 2026, 2:33 AM

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I hope all you single people out there had a wonderful palm sunday
@docatcdi.comOct 7, 2026, 2:04 AM

If you are ever feeling like you don't know your place in the universe, just remember:

You and the universe came from the same thing.

A Big Bang.

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@docatcdi.comOct 6, 2026, 2:33 AM

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Everyone talks about how good car sex is. At my age I can barely handle sex with a person much less a car."
@docatcdi.comOct 6, 2026, 2:04 AM

stopped for a cup of coffee on my way home today...

it was like making love in a canoe.

fucking close to water....

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@docatcdi.comOct 5, 2026, 2:33 AM

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If the Indians had given the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, wed all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!
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