Vampire Captain: please go ahead and try 😈
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Vampire Captain🦇: oh they will talk any moment now 😎
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I'm completely innocent

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Just what happens in those big battle arenas after the fight, anyways?

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Vampire Captain🦇: I told you I was famous 😎
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Logrin thought the whole thing was hilarious... right up until the bird got into the car. New party rule: Ruby is no longer allowed to lure giant animals into enclosed spaces.
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Vampire Captain🦇: Remember your training
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A carefully assembled team of adventurers. No healer. No wilderness skills. No food. And somehow a bird has become one of their greatest enemies.

We're basically four city kids who went on a road trip.

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Allen🤖: see I can be sneaky to 😀
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Gary the Kobold Paladin🐲: I’m gonna divine smite the captain’s backside!
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Every adventuring party has a hobby. Apparently ours is awakening ancient evils and then immediately regretting it. At this point, we're basically collecting them.

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Every Halloween one-shot, one player tries to romance the monster. Not defeat it. Not banish it. Woo it. The vampire gets a sonnet. The ghost gets flowers. The scarecrow gets asked to the harvest dance. What's the least romanceable thing your player ever tried?

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Gary the Kobold: why did I have to open my big mouth😵‍💫
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Allen the Warforged🤖: I don’t understand why he seems angry I did what he asked…
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Vampire Captain🦇: you heard the Kobold let’s kick this Monday in the 🍆!!!
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Highlight from last night’s Stream if you want to come join the live stream on TikTok and ask Gary questions I’ll be hosting on Fridays at 10:30PM EST if wan the full recording look on the red ▶️ place.
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After watching parachuting kitten's recent lloykita video, I can confirm that the lloykita nation has won the lloyd shipping war. I, John Lloykita proclaim we've won the lloyd shipping war, and may now move on to the seven cosmic frogs. #ninjago #lloykita #dndhumor #dndbloodwar

Whistler the Artificer: that’s the last time I let you buy anything out of the magic shop bargain bin!😤
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Gary the Kobold Paladin🐲: yeah I wouldn’t go in that dungeon it’s stinky😅
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