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@aieris.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 3:42 AM

This week's penguin: Because exercise advice is also welcome everywhere!
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Panel 1 of 4: A wooden pier with the sea and mountains behind. At left, an interviewer penguin, wearing a grey hat, stands beside a vintage film camera on a tripod and a sign reading "Trans-Multiverse News, The 'Penguin-on-the-Pier' Interview". A penguin wearing a magenta hat and a penguin wearing a black hat waddle in from the right. The interviewer says, "We're broadcasting to the human universe today! Things are a little flamingo'd up over there, so, got any kind words from the Penguiverse?" Magenta hat says, "I know diet advice is welcome everywhere, so - eat like a penguin!" Black hat says, "Eat herrings!" and "Eat lots of herrings!"

Panel 2 of 4: Same pier, closer view. The interviewer in the grey hat stands by the camera, the magenta hat penguin is in the middle, and the black hat penguin is at right. An orange tabby cat enters at the bottom right corner. The interviewer says, "Uh-huh..." Magenta hat says, "For best results, catch them yourself!" and "Preferably, in your beak, while swimming!" Black hat says, "And if you eat too many, you can try to find some hungry human hatchlings to regurgitate the excess to!"

Panel 3 of 4: Same pier. The interviewer penguin stares at the magenta hat penguin and the black hat penguin in stunned silence. In the foreground, the orange tabby cat walks across the pier toward the left with its tail raised, passing in front of the black hat penguin.

Panel 4 of 4: Same pier. The interviewer in the grey hat stands by the camera at left. The magenta hat penguin and the black hat penguin are at center and right, and the orange tabby cat stands between them, looking back at them with its tail up. The interviewer says, "You don't know the first thing about humans, do you?" Magenta hat says, "No! Of course not! Yuck!" Black hat says, "I mean, we could say 'eat like a cat', and even with all the chasing and the pouncing and the entrails and whatnot, it would still beat whatever they're doing now!" The cat, mildly insulted, exclaims "Hey!"

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