This fellow named Stuart Smiley
Was good enough, smart, and wily
He said in the mirror
So much 'cause he feared her:
His mom, who spoke ill of him widely

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I would walk five hundred miles And I would walk five hundred more, Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door, is a sad indictment on the state of public transport in the UK.
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There was a dumb grifter from Queens
His hair was the hue of red beans
He learned how to bluster
and fight like George Custer
And lust after girls in their teens

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How Deep is Your Live?

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While it IS important to know when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em, you also need to play position, understand money management, and pay attention to how many outs you have.

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Look man, yes: there are clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right. I’m a carnival barker. It’s a legit job, man.

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Did he have fake six-strings before that?

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PictureThis, what is that flower Delta Dawn has on?
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Rolling in Deep Thought

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I tried to discover
A little something to make me sweeter
Then I remembered I'm actually just an intractable asshole.

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Let's be real: If you actually had a car that was as big as a whale, it's not sailing anywhere.

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Eveybody Wants to Do the Same Thing Every Night

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What wouldn't you do?

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Come in here, dear boy have a cigar
You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high
You're never gonna die, you're gonna make if you try
They're gonna love you

Is a bunch of bullshit they tell you so they can lock you into a predatory contract and take your money.

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So if Kilimanjaro is actually 100 miles away from the Serengeti, is it possible to see it from the savannah given geological obstructions and atmospheric haze?

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There once was a girl named Lucy
She sat high in the sky this Miss Lucy
She looked in her pockets
For her handful of carats
But found she had been pick pocketed
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If the second verse is same as the first, doesn't that make it the first verse?

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New Car
Caviar
Four star daydream
Think I'll buy myself some more weed so I can forget I'm actually poor.

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It seems that we already realized that we were getting old, so isn't the photograph a little late?

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What was the illegal activity that mama saw the boys doing down by the schoolyard?

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