how much tuna-infested olive oil can i get in my eye, my hair, on the cat, on the ceiling before a victory over the pull-tab tin of tuna is phyrrhic? ‘cause, i mean, after a brief but mighty battle, the tin _is_ now open. but this does not feel like winning.

#dammit #lunch #fail

Coming into work knowing my entire team called out and corporate won't send anyone to help is a great thing.

#retail #dammit

blue/green deployment in AWS RDS is so cool. was doing it the old school way till now. #dammit

Lured by #nostalgia, my wife and I invested 15 cents each for a piece of Bazooka bubblegum while we were out today, mostly to see if there’s still a #comic in each piece.

Good news: there is!
Bad news: pretty sure AI is writing them now.

#Dammit, @bazookajoe! Is nothing sacred?

#AIFails 🙈🙅‍♂️

Presidential VooDoo Doll as seen at the UN Gift shop. Mine from #Dammit #Dolls
My #Presidential #VooDoo #Dolls have arrived
One I am leaving sealed
They were selling them at the UN Gift Shop for $18.95. I got two for $21.00
Just gave him a push pin twice in the ❤️ now we wait.

I guessed the other possible word first. #dammit

#TheTruth #Dammit

Ahh - it's a lovely day. Perfect for working on the front porch. Let's fire up the ole' laptop here and get at it!

Uhhh... why are none of my browser tabs working?

#Dammit #OnTheRoadAgain

i have 30 kindergarteners and its over 100 degrees #fuck #shit #dammit