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@alethianstrata.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 10:07 PM

This cluster of leaves and twigs looks like a giant spider dangling from one actual strand of spider web.

I’ve sent so many people to look at it today. 😂

Cluster of twigs and leaves looking like a giant spider dangling off of a spider web

@alethianstrata.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 9:08 PM

A friend!

@alethianstrata.bsky.social Sep 20, 2026, 9:02 PM

“Don’t forget the survey! I’ll get bragging rights, and free pizza, and they’ll make me king!!” 🤴

Sweet sassy molassey. 💀😂🧵

#DailyDelights #MicroMemoir

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Okay, so I just stopped by my favorite dispensary, and they had a new employee who was training, mostly taking care of the customer himself while the trainer worked at the register beside him.

The trainee was a lanky young man, incredibly social and very energetic. I know the trainer. He’s a nice guy, but the level of energy he was working around was clearly draining him and wearing on his patience.

The trainee was HYPED, talking so loudly that I couldn’t hear when the woman on his other side was trying to signal for me to come over. She was also extremely soft-spoken. He’d been wearing on her, too.

The huge room was consumed by the conversation between the trainee and his customer.

“I’M SO FUCKING STOKED FOR YOU TO TRY THIS, DAWG. You have no fucking idea, man. Last week, I smoked this with some friends, and I…”

And it went on, and on, and on, with all sorts of vulgarities.

I thought it was hilarious, but I felt for the other employees, who were clearly over it.

He finished the transaction with, “Don’t forget the survey! I’ll get bragging rights, and free pizza, and they’ll make me king!! HAHA!”

💀👑

After the customer left and the line was cleared, the trainer walked over to him:

“Okay. I love your enthusiasm. You were clearly vibing with that customer. We love that. But we are going to need you to watch your language and mind what you’re saying and how loud, buddy. Your customer was cool. It seemed fine. But not every customer in the room is always down like that, so… you feel me?”

Trainer deserves to be king for the day, imo. 😂