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Hey, @theregister.com forgot to ask me for a quote about the coming #AI #cybergeddon! Look for it in paragraph 14 of their next story:

I am *the* world authority on cybersecurity hoaxes, myths, urban legends, April Fool jokes, and publicity stunts.

The #AI #cybergeddon lacks a date certain. It's why #Y2K and the #MayanCalendar proved so powerful.

So, let's set the date! "AI will destroy humanity on 2038-01-18 at 10:14:07 PM EST."

Here's the funny thing:

I could emerge from retirement to the GOP's delight. I'd bash the #AI #cybergeddon relentlessly.

But the GOP won't have me — because their fingers are freshly crisped from trying to control El Prez and they'll know up front they can't control me.

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Hey, @theregister.com forgot to ask me for a quote about the coming #AI #cybergeddon! Look for it in paragraph 14 of their next story:

I am *the* world authority on cybersecurity hoaxes, myths, urban legends, April Fool jokes, and publicity stunts.

The #AI #cybergeddon lacks a date certain. It's why #Y2K and the #MayanCalendar proved so powerful.

So, let's set the date! "AI will destroy humanity on 2038-01-18 at 10:14:07 PM EST."

Here's the funny thing:

I could emerge from retirement to the GOP's delight. I'd bash the #AI #cybergeddon relentlessly.

But the GOP won't have me — because their fingers are freshly crisped from trying to control El Prez and they'll know up front they can't control me.