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@custardfist.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 12:04 PM

’𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑺 ’ 🤝

It’s a crime, really.

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An elderly woman calls the police.
Woman: HELLO, POLICE?!? COME QUICK! THERE ARE TWO MEN WALKING BY MY HOUSE, AND THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS!!!

Police officer: THERE’S NO LAW AGAINST MEN HOLDING HANDS, MA’AM.
Woman: I BEG TO DIFFER!

The two men are walking down the street, covered in blood splatters, holding a machete and holding cut off hands in their free hands.

@custardfist.bsky.social Oct 3, 2026, 1:32 PM

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟱𝟭 ’ 👹

Damn, Father Merrin’s been making some serious gains. 💪

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Caption says: THE FLEXORCIST
A muscular priest without sleeves flexes his muscles to lure the demon out of a young girl who is tied to the bed.
Priest: THE POWER OF SWOLE COMPELS YOU!

@custardfist.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 1:14 PM

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟱𝟬 ’ 🪝

Way too much work for such a dumb pun, but I don’t care. 😅

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A professional burglar is standing next to a building at night. He has set up some sort of cannon, loaded with a prostitute, sticking out the end.

Burglar: READY?

Prostitute: FOR FIFTY BUCKS, I’M READY FOR ANYTHING, HONEY.

Caption says: THE BURGLAR GAINED ACCESS TO THE ROOF, USING A GRAPPLING HOOKER.

@custardfist.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 1:10 PM

’𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞 ’ 🗣️🌦️

Another misadventure of Joseph Erkhoff, the “forever alone” guy.

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Joseph Erkhoff and his friend and roommate, Rudy, are at a bar.
Joseph has spotted a nice girl, sitting alone at the bar, and has worked up the courage to go talk to her.
Joseph: OH WOW. I THINK I’M GONNA TALK TO THAT NICE GIRL OVER THERE.
Rudy: GO FOR IT, MY DUDE.

Joseph gets up and starts walking towards the girl at the bar.
Joseph: YEAH, I’M GONNA ASK IF SHE WANTS A DRINK, WANTS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND, GET MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS. Joseph is already holding a small box with an engagement ring.

Rudy grabs Joseph by his shirt.
Rudy: STOP STOP STOP STOP!

Rudy: DUDE, YOU ALWAYS DO THAT.
Joseph: DO WHAT?
Rudy: GO TOO FAST. APPEAR TOO EAGER.
Joseph: I AM EAGER!

Annoyed, Rudy pushes Joseph towards the bar.
Rudy: JUST START WITH SMALL TALK FOR ONCE.
Joseph: SMALL TALK? LIKE, THE WEATHER?
Rudy: SURE.
Joseph is getting nervous.

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Joseph starts talking to the girl.
Joseph: HEY HI HELLO UHM… SO LIKE… WHAT ABOUT THIS WEATHER, HUH?
Girl: WHAT ABOUT IT?

Rudy observes Joseph’s foolery from a distance and feels like he has to intervene.
Rudy: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, JOSEPH.

Rudy approaches angrily, as Joseph is giving the girl a detailed weather report, gesturing over a big weather chart.
Joseph: SO THIS HIGH PRESSURE FRONT IS PUSHING ALL THIS PRECIPITATION EASTWARDS OVER THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS…

Rudy pulls him away.
Rudy: YOU’LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY LITTLE FRIEND. HE GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A DONKEY AS A KID, SO…
Joseph: BUT I WAS DOING GREAT!
Rudy: NO, YOU WEREN’T. SHUT UP.

The girl is alone again and looks a little bedazzled.
GIRL: WEIRD. I’M EXPERIENCING HIGH HUMIDITY IN THE SOUTHERN REGION.

@custardfist.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 2:22 PM

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟵’ 🅿️

This is the best joke I can muster today. I got a headache.

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A woman is in a mild panic while showing her urine sample to her doctor.
Woman: DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTER!!! IS MY PEE SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ORANGE?!?

Her cup contains an actual orange.

@custardfist.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 1:17 PM

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟰𝟴’ 🏭👷‍♂️

Sauce.

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Caption says: MOVING THE ENTIRE FACTORY.

Behind the contractor, we see the ‘Worcestershire Sauce’ factory being moved with heavy machinery.
Contractor: IT’S EASIER DONE THAN SAID.

@custardfist.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 2:25 PM

’𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑼𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳 ’ 🪦

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At a funeral, two dudebros, Rob and Kyle, are standing next to the casket of their deceased friend Jayson to pay their final respect.
Rob: HEY JAYSON, MY DUDE.
Kyle: ‘S UP, BRUH.

Rob: REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO SAY THAT WE WANTED TO BE BURIED UPSIDE DOWN, SO THAT THE WORLD CAN KISS OUR ASSES?

We zoom out a little and see that the corpse has its ass sticking out of the casket into the air.
Rob: AND NOW YOU’RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT!
Kyle: THAT’S CRAZY, BRUH! HAHAHA!

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Rob and Kyle are laughing their asses off.
Kyle: EVEN IN DEATH, YOU MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH!
Rob: YOU PUT THE “FUN” IN “FUNERAL”! HAHAHA!

Kyle: AND YOU PUT THE “URINAL” IN “FUNERAL”! HAHAHAHA!

Rob goes quiet and thinks about it for a second.

Rob: WAIT… DUDE… THERE’S NO “URINAL” IN “FUNERAL”.

We zoom out again. Kyle is emptying his bladder into the open casket.
Kyle: OH. MY BAD, BRUH.

@custardfist.bsky.social Sep 3, 2026, 1:23 PM

’𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 ’ 🥣

Do you like soup too? 😋

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