Apparently, retirement is less about leaving work and more about strategically avoiding household responsibilities. I respect the commitment. 😂
#MarriageHumor #CouplesComedy #Relatable

Apparently, retirement is less about leaving work and more about strategically avoiding household responsibilities. I respect the commitment. 😂
#MarriageHumor #CouplesComedy #Relatable
when you prove her wrong #fyp #wlw #lost #couplescomedy #proof
When you won the wife lottery #fyp #wlw #beautiful #lottery #couplescomedy
don’t forget my onion rings #fyp #wlw #wendys #monique #couplescomedy
Comment DATE and we'll send you our 7 no-phone date ideas
Two people, two phones, one very sad candle. We fixed it.
Patchloads Libido Patch, quietly part of it. Link in bio.
#patchloads #libidopatch #datenight #couplescomedy #relationshiphumor #linkinbio
don’t stop be-leafing #fyp #plants #motherhood #wlw #couplescomedy
'Nobody keeps date night alive after ten years.' - Watch us.
Ten years in and date night is still alive. Phones on the table.
Patchloads Libido Patch, quietly part of it. Link in bio.
#patchloads #libidopatch #datenight #couplescomedy #relationshiphumor #linkinbio
one choice can change everything #fyp #viral #wlw #number #couplescomedy
Oh no! Poor thing was abandoned :(
Date night was on life support. We unplugged and rebooted it.
Patchloads Libido Patch, quietly part of it. Link in bio.
#patchloads #libidopatch #datenight #couplescomedy #relationshiphumor #linkinbio
it’s hard being a passenger princess #fyp #viral #wlw #couplescomedy #love
Wir sind uns politisch nie einig — gleiche Frage, zwei Positionen, kein Sieger. Spielt euch durch die echten Programme und schaut, wo ihr steht. 👉 kanzlerclash.de/g/uneinig #couplegoals #couple #relationships #couplescomedy #funny
my wife’s on her way #fyp #blacklesbiantiktok🌈 #wlw #saveme #couplescomedy
take it up with my wife #fyp #wlw #couplescomedy #spoiled #grandma
watch this magic trick guys #fyp #wlw #couplescomedy #no #bet
she forgot to make a list and check it twice #fyp #wlw #couplescomedy #nolist #shopping
You say tomato I say…taco bell #fyp #wlw #couplescomedy #relatable #cooking
Jesus take the wheel #fyp #wlw #couplescomedy #jesus #scared
my princess in a pantsuit #fyp #wlw #masc #whitechicks #couplescomedy