I could never, personally, be in one of these rotating mosh pit circles that is moving ANTI-CLOCKWISE, oof, give me a break #couldntbeme
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@pualn.bsky.socialI could never, personally, be in one of these rotating mosh pit circles that is moving ANTI-CLOCKWISE, oof, give me a break #couldntbeme
@emerald.bsky.socialimagine not already being rock hard #couldntbeme
@justflorence.bsky.socialSomeone in an adjacent department made a £80,000 mistake this weekend but I'm not gonna be there to see the aftermath of it #couldntbeme #scentedcandle #epsomsalt
@rsvicts.bsky.socialimagine having to listen to drew talk in this competition for 5 hours instead of being at the gay club drinking tequila #couldntBeMe