Lights were on when I came in this morning, which is unusual since I am typically the first one here. But, no one was here. There's also a possessed elevator in the lobby. This whole building is just lightly haunted for Halloween, I guess.

#Haunted
#Halloween
#RTO
#CorpLife

seven hours flee
in a flash of fires and pings
the eighth hour drags

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife

So awesome when I ping someone asking if they can help with a particular issue and they just don't respond. If you can't help, that's fine, but SAY SO. I will move on.

#CorpLife
#Teams

customer cannot
only 'cause they don't know how
good news; I can teach

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#TechSupport
#HowTo
#IT

When I got up yesterday I had the sensation that it was Wednesday. I didn't really grok that it was Tuesday until I looked at my calendar. Today I am having a touch of deja vu.

#Tuesday
#Wednesday
#CorpLife
#calendar
#WhatDayIsIt

documentation
explains how this works, except
it is incorrect

#haiku
#senryu
#TechSupport
#CorpLife
#IT

It's not even lunch time on Monday and I already have one million tabs open, not just in my browser, but in my brain. 😅

#Monday
#CorpLife

I would just like one
relatively normal week
pretty please and thanks

#haiku
#senryu
#IT
#CorpLife
#TechSupport

"Your changes are automatically saved to the cloud."

Cool, thanks Excel, but I'm just gonna continue to click Save obsessively because I've been burned before.

#CorpLife
#Excel
#cloud
#SaveYourWork

Is it rude to respond to Teams chats with "UNSUBSCRIBE"?

Asking for a friend.

#Teams
#unsubscribe
#CorpLife

<to the tune of I Feel Pretty>

🎶
I feel stabby
oh so stabby
I feel stabby and crabby and mean
and so stabby
that this day is gonna make me scream
🎶

🗡️

#stabby
#CorpLife

how is it okay
that the automated thing
requires more legwork
than the manual process
the automation replaced?

#tanka
#senryu
#ProcessForTheSakeOfProcess
#CorpLife
#process

My computer wants updates for the second time in as many days.

"You just had your updates."
"We have updates at home."
"Did you not finish your last updates?"
"You can have updates when we finish this task."

#updates
#CorpLife

I can't read your deck
when I can tell it was made
fully by AI

#haiku
#senryu
#AI
#ADHD
#CorpLife
#powerpoint

does everyone have
the same case of the Mondays?
Or perhaps it's more
like some sort of cold or flu
always different yet the same

#tanka
#Monday
#CorpLife

it's Monday, my dudes
and everything is Monday
Monday be with you

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#monday

Discussion going on as to whether next Wednesday is a holiday for our multi-national team - "National Day for Truth and Reconciliation".

This is not a US Holiday. We do not do truth or reconciliation.

#holiday
#CorpLife

Look, I'm gonna follow the process, even if it's stupid.

#CorpLife
#Process
#ProcessForTheSakeOfProcess

Sometimes I get tagged in Teams and am like I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't know where you're talking about it.

#CorpLife
#Teams

"There's a lot of information, but information is not training."

Preach.

#CorpLife
#Training
#IT