What are the odds of securing funding from Telefilm for your first movie? a) One in a million. b) 8.5. c) Wait, Canadian taxpayers will fully fund my first feature film? See buff.ly/sGhfniU #indiefilm #cdnfilm #obscurefilm

Is it worth submitting your short film to TIFF? a) Yes, I set aside $75 for this. b) No, the odds of being chosen are slim. c) Sure would love the exposure but the North American premiere status requirement just doesn't fit my release schedule. See buff.ly/sCBnWMj #indiefilm #cdnfilm #obscurefilm

Do you have a system to generate winning ideas? a) No; I wait for inspiration to strike. b) Yes; and "creativity templates" too. c) Wait, you mean I can't just prompt Claude? See buff.ly/zJHRMVI #indiefilm #cdnfilm #obscurefilm

What's more important when generating cinematic video? a) The number of credits you have left. b) Your idea and all the prep you've done for the clip. c) omg, are you seriously saying you can't just type Boy Meets Girl and click Generate? See buff.ly/VTVXu0s #indiefilm #cdnfilm #obscurefilm