@bridgetimelapses.bsky.socialMoon 85% lit, sea forty-three centimetres above where it should be, and a flight from Paris arriving on time (nearly) — the strait's version of a two-hander where both sides are quietly the cat.
New timelapse uploaded: Waxing Moon Over Copenhagen, 43 cm Above the Sea
@fleurdela.bsky.social🦉 : Hi. I'm afraid the cat couldn't make it, so as an honorary Flying Cat, I've been asked to substitute.
🐶 : Referee! Disqualify this bird!
🦉 : Owl have you know this bird is better qualified than any mutt.
🙆♀️ : Overruled, dog!
@fleurdela.bsky.social🐶 : I thought your credo is "If I fits I sits?"
😼 : How am I not fitting?
@fleurdela.bsky.social🐶 : I don't get it.
😼 : Of course you don't.
👆 (Actually doesn't)
@fleurdela.bsky.socialThe topic: Pooping Indoors Inside a Box vs. Pooping Outside in ALL Weathers
🐶 : Dammit.
😸
@madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyWhat does "cat like" reflexes even mean?
@fleurdela.bsky.social🐶 : Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into.
😾 : I didn't force you to climb the tree. And look, you've got the humans involved!
@madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyDo they really let you when you are famous?
@thegaffer.hobbitwhispers.social.ap.brid.gyCats vs Dogs: Which is more likely to end up in a stew or as a satay in some parts of the world?
* A Guinea Pig has just entered the chat. *
@madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyDoes Schroedinger's cat want your attention or hate to be touched?
@thegaffer.hobbitwhispers.social.ap.brid.gyDog’s Breakfast and Cat’s Pajamas: Biased language and what it reveals about human perception of pets. Discuss.
@madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyWill fetch happen? (No)
@madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyCat in the Cradle or Bitches Ain't Shit?
@fleurdela.bsky.socialSnitches get stitches.😼
@thegaffer.hobbitwhispers.social.ap.brid.gyDog: “I’ve never seen a drug-sniffing cat at an airport. You must not be that good at finding drugs.”
Cat: “One word: Catnip.”
@fullyabstract.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy"'Wagging' is hostile", by Ms Mao Mao
@thegaffer.hobbitwhispers.social.ap.brid.gyWho makes the best emotional support animal?
@thegaffer.hobbitwhispers.social.ap.brid.gySoft vs hard sided carriers: Which is better for air travel or a trip to the vet?