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Oi!

I was watching that!

So. I was today years old when i discovered you could buy a 'cat wrestling glove,' aka 'cat rough play glove' (ooer, missus!)

TLDR: this guy loves to play, to pounce... but doesn't know how sharp his own claws are. I need protection.

MOVE OVER, CHUN LI! Calico warrior Lottie is here to steal all the girl power! Xena also ain't got nothing on calicos. #catcanoe #catsky

Calico cats are known to be mighty warriors! #catcanoe #catsky

Oh. He and i have a constant and ongoing dialogue.

Mostly consists of him trashing some useful item or other... and my calling him "twat cat!"

Perhaps that's why he does it!

For the #catcanoe and #catsky! Tuxie likes men and wants to get his scent on them. He likes when women dote on him too.

Meanwhile, i did try, recently, to put a harness on this guy. Allegedly small dog size.

Not large enough for him.

Fitted his front. But doing up the tummy bit had definite Edward VII vibes*.

He is a chonk!