Luann confirms there was chemistry with Joe Bradley and that he came back to her apartment. She later met his MOM, who apparently loved her. Luann’s theory? Moms love older women because they don’t need babies, diamonds or apartments from their sons. #CallHerDaddy

The pirate mystery has finally been revisited. Luann still says she didn’t sleep with him because she was with Jacques. Sonja? “Oh, I slept with the pirate.” Nearly 15 years later and St. Barts is STILL producing evidence. #CallHerDaddy

Sonja says Scary Island got so unsettling that she slept in Ramona’s room and wedged an umbrella against the door because she was afraid Kelly might come in. When they woke up, Kelly was gone. And somehow THIS was a vacation. #CallHerDaddy

Sonja says she’s done bringing her men around the girls because somehow they keep getting recycled. Luann agrees after Sonja and Ramona put their hands up Michael’s shirt. Housewives friendship is strong, but apparently it needs a boyfriend clause. #CallHerDaddy

Sonja says she was surprised Carole returned to RHONY because she always acted like the show was beneath her. When Carole joked she was retired and going fishing, Sonja texted her asking how the fishing was going. Vintage Morgan shade. #CallHerDaddy

Sonja and Luann are back with The Golden Life, and Palm Beach has apparently raised everyone’s libido. Sonja’s dating strategy? Check the obituaries and hang around the home goods aisle. Tinder could NEVER. #CallHerDaddy

A surprise proposal sounds romantic until he skipped the living-together plan you BOTH agreed on. Alex says slow down, move in, and take the long engagement. The wedding Pinterest board will survive. #CallHerDaddy

A boyfriend screaming and throwing things over a lost watch has Alex immediately concerned. Her advice gets serious: don’t minimize behavior that scares you just because an apology arrives afterward. #CallHerDaddy

Alex once flew to New York to see a hockey player and arrived while he was OUT AT A BAR. Daddy Gang, before you board a plane for a man, apparently the first relationship milestone should be confirming he’ll actually be home. #CallHerDaddy

Alex has no patience for “I’m just naturally flirty” when your partner is uncomfortable. If everybody thinks you’re flirting and your defense is personality, congratulations, your personality has become the problem. #CallHerDaddy

A boyfriend keeps promising dates and never following through, and Alex is not impressed. Forget the dream vacation, babe. At this point she’d like him to successfully execute DINNER before discussing a future husband. #CallHerDaddy

Alex says a friend who leaked your secret might deserve ONE more chance if the remorse is real. Forgiveness is possible, Daddy Gang, but apparently the friendship has officially entered its probationary period. #CallHerDaddy

Tinashe closes by talking internet hate, the staged “Crash Out” car-smashing stunt, and making Pop Star on her own terms. After years of being told what box she belongs in, she is basically building the box herself and decorating it however she wants. #CallHerDaddy

The situationship talk gets very real. Tinashe says chemistry can keep you ignoring the obvious, while Alex argues that gut feeling about missing reciprocity does not disappear. And “potential is just potential” needs to be printed on a billboard. #CallHerDaddy

Tinashe tells Alex she has uncovered cheating through social media and now finds a man with 100 followers, one photo from 2018, and his mom in the comments basically ideal. The less digital evidence, apparently the hotter the résumé. #CallHerDaddy

The No Broke Boys discussion gets painfully specific when Tinashe remembers taking cash out of an ATM to cover a boyfriend’s dinner. Babe, once you are financing date night in cash, the relationship has become a small business loan. #CallHerDaddy

Tinashe admits the “crossing paths” dating method has not exactly delivered, so golf and tennis may be entering the chat. Nothing says romance like strategically acquiring a hobby to locate a man. #CallHerDaddy

Alex and Tinashe get into how the industry kept trying to squeeze her into somebody else’s box after “2 On.” Her eventual solution? Trust herself, go independent, and stop asking a room full of suits for permission. #CallHerDaddy

Tinashe is the special guest on tomorrow’s episode of ‘Call Her Daddy.’ 🎬

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Holly and Bridget say people still reduce them to blonde Playboy “bimbos.” Their response after decades of careers, education and success is basically: how much more do women have to prove? #CallHerDaddy