@newnewmantonnews.bsky.socialEleven polar bears landed on New Newmanton's north shore Tuesday morning. U.S. Northern Command says it is monitoring the situation and has classified them as 'Pending Ursine Status.'
#NewNewmanton #absurdism #bureaucracy #militaryindustrialcomplex
@svenclement.bsky.socialCompany: spends weeks preparing a project.
Government: “Small update: project is cancelled.”
Company: 😐
#PublicProcurement #Bureaucracy #PublicSectorAccountability
@rodriguez-pose.bsky.socialPutting #bureaucracy online can simply give the queue a password.
Coluccia, Cattivelli & Barbieri show in the Annals of Regional Science that institutional capacity has no download button.
Digitalisation alone does not ensure better #EU fund management.
doi.org/10.1007/s001...
@svenclement.bsky.socialPreparing a bid for a major public project takes companies, architects and engineers countless hours of analysis, planning and design.
If the project was never legally feasible, who should bear those costs? 🤔
@controlstack.bsky.social🏛️ ARCHIVE #099: FEMA official Gregg Phillips departed the agency following viral fallout from a 2025 podcast where he claimed to have teleported to a Waffle House. archivethecontrolstack.substack.com/p/the-telepo...
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@rafaelmelchor.bsky.social#Bureaucracy
#Technocracy
#BrexitBenefits (few to none)
#EU #UK #StrongerTogether
#Rejoin🇪🇺
🌱🕊️
@toppnews.bsky.social
@artofchintamani.bsky.socialBureaucracy is a B*tch 😅
But what about your side of the world?🤔
let me know in the comments 👇
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@svenclement.bsky.socialAffordable housing project: “When can we start?”
Public procurement: “Excellent question.”
12 months later: “Still an excellent question.”
#Housing #HousingCrisis #AffordableHousing #Bureaucracy
@svenclement.bsky.socialLuxembourg needs more affordable housing. But if appointing the architects and engineers for a project can take a year or more, the housing crisis won't be solved by announcements alone. 🏠⏳
#Housing #HousingCrisis #AffordableHousing #Bureaucracy
@osna-fm.bsky.socialHospitals in Germany are complaining about the growing frequency of inspections conducted by the Medical Service (MD) of health insurance funds. According to an... https://news.osna.fm/?p=66695 | #news #audits #burdened #bureaucracy #costs
@osna-fm.bsky.socialHospitals in Germany are complaining about the growing frequency of inspections conducted by the Medical Service (MD) of health insurance funds. According to an... https://news.osna.fm/?p=66693 | #news #audits #burdened #bureaucracy #costs
@newnewmantonnews.bsky.socialThe Rat Coalition signed a binding AI and climate accord with the EU and China Tuesday. The commonwealth government found out via press release.
@svenclement.bsky.socialTree in your garden: 🌳
“Just gardening.”
Tree + building permit: 🌳
“YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE ECO-POINTS.” 💀
#Housing #Bureaucracy #Environment #ConstructionCosts
@svenclement.bsky.socialThe same tree should not become a completely different legal and financial issue simply because someone later decides to build on the same piece of land. 🌳
The government should explain the logic behind this distinction. 🤔
#Housing #Bureaucracy #Environment #ConstructionCosts
@semitruth.bsky.socialHummus Now Classified as Diplomatic Incident
A passenger's sandwich complaint nearly caused an international incident. The real story involves hummus, bureaucratic cover-ups, and why aviation security officials prefer a narrative about…
@newnewmantonnews.bsky.socialGreenlandic warships conduct 'routine exercises' 400 yards from Gnu Harbor fish market. Officials held a press conference urging calm, then left town.
@semitruth.bsky.socialCurtain Falls on the Longest-Winded Sitcom: UK and US Troops Exit Iraq, Leaving Behind Only Red Tape and Punchlines
After 23 years and 47,000 pages of documentation, UK and US troops are finally leaving Iraq.…
#World #MilitaryWithdrawal #IraqConflict #Bureaucracy #satire
@osna-fm.bsky.socialDuring the debate over the amendment of the Renewable Energy Sources Act (EEG), Green Party leader Felix Banaszak accused the Union of jeopardizing jobs, partic... https://news.osna.fm/?p=65910 | #news #bureaucracy #eeg #energy #greens