For years people have got married in Gretna Green, with many tying the knot thanks to a bang on the Blacksmith’s anvil, and some conceived their kids that way too.
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In her Tory Party Conference speech, Kemi Badenoch promised the Conservatives were playing with a united team and the drama of the old party was gone, mainly to Reform
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At the Labour Party Conference, Prime Minister Andy Burnham promised a new National Care Service. He also said they’d look at closer ties with the EU, as that’s the only way they’ll get enough Eastern Europeans to work in all the new care homes.
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Dutch champion Gina Saarberg won the coveted Golden Spurtle at the world porridge making championships after using ingredients she brought with her from the Netherlands. Judges praised her oatmeal’s flavour, texture, and how they felt, like, so relaxed, man.
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The USA has removed all its aircraft from RAF Fairford. The Secretary of State said this was part of standard squadron rotations, President Trump said it was because of a threat to the base, and the pilots said it was because they didn’t get tickets to Glastonbury.
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