For years people have got married in Gretna Green, with many tying the knot thanks to a bang on the Blacksmith’s anvil, and some conceived their kids that way too.
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In her Tory Party Conference speech, Kemi Badenoch promised the Conservatives were playing with a united team and the drama of the old party was gone, mainly to Reform
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At the Labour Party Conference, Prime Minister Andy Burnham promised a new National Care Service. He also said they’d look at closer ties with the EU, as that’s the only way they’ll get enough Eastern Europeans to work in all the new care homes.
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Dutch champion Gina Saarberg won the coveted Golden Spurtle at the world porridge making championships after using ingredients she brought with her from the Netherlands. Judges praised her oatmeal’s flavour, texture, and how they felt, like, so relaxed, man.
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The USA has removed all its aircraft from RAF Fairford. The Secretary of State said this was part of standard squadron rotations, President Trump said it was because of a threat to the base, and the pilots said it was because they didn’t get tickets to Glastonbury.
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Excellent, my joke on #BTN made the radio and TV versions #writing #writingcommunity

Straight out the blocks with a credit on #BTN episode one. With the TV and YouTube episodes still to come, catch it now on BBC sounds
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Last few in the bank for this week's #BTN. Joys of a visualised series, can do a few naughtier jokes for variety #writing #writingcommunity

First batch on the way to #BTN #Writing #WritingCommunity

Finally saw set one from #Badger match against Purdue- 3 days later.
FFS
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Petition to #BTN if their idiot director is going to zoom in like this on 2nd & 12 everyone should be reimbursed the 36% of football players on the field we're paying for that they refuse to broadcast.