🔊 #UrgentReminder: "Following *updates*on the(ahem) "Fairford incident"and confirmation that the *not remotely #Iranian suspects* are indeed-"NOT remotely #Iranian suspects!"😳They are ALL #BritishNationals!(Awks!)🤦

So, the #Weekly-Terrorist-Roster is amended to read
#BritishTerrorists on Thursdays!