I don’t know much, but
Livestream an execution?
Sounds like a bad plan.

#breakfasthaiku #freakinghegseth

Happy happy day
Of birth to my dear sister,
Who’s better than yours.

#breakfasthaiku #birthdayhaiku

October surprise?
I hope the surprise is that
We all get some rest.

#breakfasthaiku #electionhaiku

Of all the nicknames
MAGA trolls could pin on me,
“Bug Eyes” feels quite sweet.

#breakfasthaiku #campaigntrashtalk

Get to go watch our
Kid do the thing he was born
To do. Lucky us.

#breakfasthaiku #musicaltheatermajor

Thank you, Dolly. You
Were a light, a joy, a pure
Heart. Thank you, Dolly.

#breakfasthaiku #9to5Day

Haiku writer’s block
Because the outrage over-
Flows my weary mind.

#breakfasthaiku #TFG

Twenty-nine percent
Approval rating is still
Too high, don’t you think?

#breakfasthaiku

Do you remember
The 21st night of Sept-
Ember? (Now you do.)

#breakfasthaiku

Advice: You should put
Stevie Wonder at the top
of your Playlist. Groove.

#breakfasthaiku #advicehaiku

Hegseth wants hot troops.
Priorities, amiright?
Cool. Cool cool cool cool.

#breakfasthaiku

Bernie and Bannon
Rallying against AI
Is blowing my mind.

#breakfasthaiku #strangestbedfellows #nothankyouAI

Phone is charging and
I breakfast without screen games -
As the Pilgrims did.

#breakfasthaiku #nowitischarged

Sitting still on a
Rainy Sunday feels real nice
But: election season.

#breakfasthaiku